Reality bites
You got a problem with us ?
wooshh
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: hi
- You: hi
- Stranger: how are you?
- You: fine , you ?
- Stranger: I'm fucking great
- You: lol ,
- You: where are you from ?
- Stranger: Australia, you?
- You: malaysia
- You: Its summer there , right ?
- Stranger: yes
- You: which part are you from ?
- Stranger: SA
- You: oh
- You: Perth ?
- Stranger: no, adelaide
- You: ohh
- You: What time is it there ?
- Stranger: 1:44am
- You: its 11.14 pm here
- You: how old are you ?
- Stranger: 15, you?
- You: 13
- You: You a dude or dudette ?
- Stranger: I'm a guy
- Stranger: you?
- You: girl
- Stranger: do you like the nerdy stuff, starwars and whatnot
- You: NO
- You: you do ?
- Stranger: I WORship all of it
- You: hmm , you wear specs ?
- Stranger: no
- You: blondie ?
- Stranger: no
- You: then ?
- Stranger: black curly hair
- You: single or taken ?
- Stranger: single, you?
- You: single
- Stranger: I can hardly talk to girls in real life
- You: why?
- Stranger: I'm socially awkward, I can't hold a conversation for more than 5 seconds
- You: really ?
- You: you sound nice to me
- Stranger: thanks
- You: anyone in your school you're into ?
- Stranger: no, there is a girl like me (they're incredibly rare) that I'm friends with though
- Stranger: I might be going to the movies next week with her
- You: ohh
- You: would you date her if your friend wasn't with her ?
- Stranger: my friends not with her
- Stranger: she is my friend
- You: haha , sorry , read wrongly
- Stranger: it's ok
- Stranger: I wouldn't mind being with her but I'm hopless at relationships and stuff
- You: ever been in one ?
- Stranger: no
- You: Oh
- Stranger: yeh, according to a lot of people I'm pretty hopeless at this, I don't know anything
- Stranger: and I couldn't tell flirting if it was punching me in the face
- You: hahaaa
- You: Just wait , you'll find 'The One'
- Stranger: I'm hoping to but at this rate "the one" won't be found
- You: You'll find her , don't worry
- Stranger: and if the one shows up then what the hell do I do? I couldn't talk to her
- You: you won't know , maybe she'll talk to you
- You: just relax and be yourself
- You: like how you are to your friend
- Stranger: ummm, then theres a fuck every 2 seconds
- You: huh ?
- Stranger: I swear a lot
- You: HAHA , don't worry , i do too
- You: isn't it normal for humans to mess up ?
- You: just wait or find someone who accepts you for who you are
- Stranger: people who accept my nerdy crap are few and far between
- Stranger: I've met 4, 3 are in other countries
- You: don't worry , it'll be fine
- You: anyways , i gtg , sorry
- Stranger: ok, bye, have fun
- You: bye
- You have disconnected.
(via fuckyeahsuperjunior)
(2 years ago)Geez , you’re killing me !
DEAR TOM ANDERSON ,
ARGH , I wanna online my myspace la ! Why did you do it undermaintainence ?! You said its gonna be done on 9th December . Dude , 9th ws yesterday -.-’ AH , IDC . I WANT MY MYSPACE BACKKKK ! Please please please :( Peeps , dont delete my old account . MAYBE it can work if Tom Anderson , stops doing this . FISHYOU .
madpersonrightnow,
SABRINAA
(2 years ago)
Secrets and Promises were meant to be broken
Nich (: (2 years ago)
Sab : Suprised , srsly . I found it online ! Hahha :D
Nichole is the one without the head , BAHAHA
Nich : WTF ? weird laaa . I like her shades , nyahhh P:
(2 years ago)Spfft , hahha .
- Me : Hi
- Elly : Hey
- Me : You chatted with Chen Lo that day ?
- Elly : Which day ?
- Me : idk , she said you people chat .
- Elly : You people = ?
- Me : You and Chen Lo .
- Elly : Oh , yea for like 3 minutes i think
- Me : Soo , what school next year ?
- Elly : Sri Nobel , sounds gay :\
- Me : Haha , like you ?
- Elly : Nope , like you .
- Me : -.-' Won't you miss your gay friends ?
- Elly : Nope , i won't miss you if thats what you asking .
- Me : I'm not chen lo , pfft .
- Elly : LOL
- Me : She added my uncle in facebook for no reason .
- Elly : LOL , she is very busy .
- Me : With what ?
- Elly : How do i know ?
- Me : Then , why'd you say she is very busy ?
- Elly : Cos she added your uncle
- Me : Ohh , no , she's a stalker .
- Elly : Aren't you slow ?
- Me : Hmm , thankyou .
- Elly : Your welcome .
- Me : So you really didn't cry on the last day ?
- Elly : Nope
- Me : Heartless ?
- Elly : idk
- Me : Won't miss Chen Lo ?
- Elly : LOL , ofc not .
- Me : Tell her that , she keeps bragging .
- Elly : Worse thing is i have to see her once a week now
- Me : Oh , right , tuition .
- Elly : damn
- Me : Ryan going Sri Kl ?
- Elly : LOL , yu gonna follow him ?
- Me : Geez , i told you , I AM NOT CHEN LO .
- Elly : ............................
4Paged convo , anyone ?
- N: I'm bored
- S: Who isn't ?
- N: ______ and ______ -_-"
- S: Bahaha :P
- N: If only Yellow came :'(
- S: If only AiMo cameee ..
- N: If _______ comes ? And _____ ..
- S: I'll suffocate right now
- N: If Chen Lo came , PLAKK her face sampai merah !
- S: I'll puke
- N: I'll maki her until she mati
- S: Nak join
- N: TEEHEE =D
- S: Heyy , you kenal _____ M tak ? Dia hottt !
- N: Really ? I find him weird :P
- S: I own him . HAHA :O
- N: IDC
- S: Well , I do
- (second page)
- N: *clears throat* Tak tanya pun
- S: Its a fact
- N: Oh , and its only in my dreams .... NVM
- S: Alaa , tell la ! grr
- N: Only Jody knows
- S: Tell laaaa , pleasee
- N: (blablabla)
- S: That's the dream ?
- N: NO !
- S: Tell la ! Yetto Beemo , pleaseee !
- N: You said it's a fact kan ? Soo I said , only in my dreams means , I wish . Idiot T.T
- S: Oh , so that's it ?
- N: Yeah laa
- S: Oh , eh you remember yesterday . The salah number ? HAHA !
- N: Haha , ********** , (after 3 seconds of thinking) Ehh , that's your old number .
- S: Hahaaa , no ****** sentences if you text me okay ?
- (third page)
- N: Bodoh !
- S: Haha , I know
- N: A male chicken is called a cock :P
- S: Srs ?!
- N: Yeah , cock and rooster .. HAHA ! Cock !
- S: -.-" Blehh*
- N: =D
- S: 8D
- N: Boring laa !
- S: Mestila , tengok ah kita dalam class apa .
- N: Nerd or asshole class ahh ?
- S: huh ? Be specific
- N: Is this a nerd or asshole class to you ?
- S: Nerd
- N: -_.
- S: ._-
- N: ._----
- (forth page)
- S: err , (cat drawing)
- N: I get it !
- S: Najib's book "Perang Kucing" ?!
- N: WTF ?! Poor Kitties :'(
- S: Haha , (stressed face drawing) <-- IMNERDEMOTICON
- THE END YAWW !

