wooshh

  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • Stranger: hi
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: how are you?
  • You: fine , you ?
  • Stranger: I'm fucking great
  • You: lol ,
  • You: where are you from ?
  • Stranger: Australia, you?
  • You: malaysia
  • You: Its summer there , right ?
  • Stranger: yes
  • You: which part are you from ?
  • Stranger: SA
  • You: oh
  • You: Perth ?
  • Stranger: no, adelaide
  • You: ohh
  • You: What time is it there ?
  • Stranger: 1:44am
  • You: its 11.14 pm here
  • You: how old are you ?
  • Stranger: 15, you?
  • You: 13
  • You: You a dude or dudette ?
  • Stranger: I'm a guy
  • Stranger: you?
  • You: girl
  • Stranger: do you like the nerdy stuff, starwars and whatnot
  • You: NO
  • You: you do ?
  • Stranger: I WORship all of it
  • You: hmm , you wear specs ?
  • Stranger: no
  • You: blondie ?
  • Stranger: no
  • You: then ?
  • Stranger: black curly hair
  • You: single or taken ?
  • Stranger: single, you?
  • You: single
  • Stranger: I can hardly talk to girls in real life
  • You: why?
  • Stranger: I'm socially awkward, I can't hold a conversation for more than 5 seconds
  • You: really ?
  • You: you sound nice to me
  • Stranger: thanks
  • You: anyone in your school you're into ?
  • Stranger: no, there is a girl like me (they're incredibly rare) that I'm friends with though
  • Stranger: I might be going to the movies next week with her
  • You: ohh
  • You: would you date her if your friend wasn't with her ?
  • Stranger: my friends not with her
  • Stranger: she is my friend
  • You: haha , sorry , read wrongly
  • Stranger: it's ok
  • Stranger: I wouldn't mind being with her but I'm hopless at relationships and stuff
  • You: ever been in one ?
  • Stranger: no
  • You: Oh
  • Stranger: yeh, according to a lot of people I'm pretty hopeless at this, I don't know anything
  • Stranger: and I couldn't tell flirting if it was punching me in the face
  • You: hahaaa
  • You: Just wait , you'll find 'The One'
  • Stranger: I'm hoping to but at this rate "the one" won't be found
  • You: You'll find her , don't worry
  • Stranger: and if the one shows up then what the hell do I do? I couldn't talk to her
  • You: you won't know , maybe she'll talk to you
  • You: just relax and be yourself
  • You: like how you are to your friend
  • Stranger: ummm, then theres a fuck every 2 seconds
  • You: huh ?
  • Stranger: I swear a lot
  • You: HAHA , don't worry , i do too
  • You: isn't it normal for humans to mess up ?
  • You: just wait or find someone who accepts you for who you are
  • Stranger: people who accept my nerdy crap are few and far between
  • Stranger: I've met 4, 3 are in other countries
  • You: don't worry , it'll be fine
  • You: anyways , i gtg , sorry
  • Stranger: ok, bye, have fun
  • You: bye
  • You have disconnected.
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Good times , good times .

Awwh , i miss Seri Selangor :’(

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Geez , you’re killing me !

DEAR TOM ANDERSON ,

ARGH , I wanna online my myspace la ! Why did you do it undermaintainence ?! You said its gonna be done on 9th December . Dude , 9th ws yesterday -.-’ AH , IDC . I WANT MY MYSPACE BACKKKK ! Please please please :( Peeps , dont delete my old account . MAYBE it can work if Tom Anderson , stops doing this . FISHYOU .

madpersonrightnow,

SABRINAA

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marissamunawir:

like really ? (via anditslove)

 The person who wrote this must be a genius ;)

marissamunawir:

like really ? (via anditslove)

 The person who wrote this must be a genius ;)

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Secrets and Promises were meant to be broken
Nich (: ()

Sab : Suprised , srsly . I found it online ! Hahha :D

Nichole is the one without the head , BAHAHA

Nich : WTF ? weird laaa . I like her shades , nyahhh P:

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Spfft , hahha .

  • Me : Hi
  • Elly : Hey
  • Me : You chatted with Chen Lo that day ?
  • Elly : Which day ?
  • Me : idk , she said you people chat .
  • Elly : You people = ?
  • Me : You and Chen Lo .
  • Elly : Oh , yea for like 3 minutes i think
  • Me : Soo , what school next year ?
  • Elly : Sri Nobel , sounds gay :\
  • Me : Haha , like you ?
  • Elly : Nope , like you .
  • Me : -.-' Won't you miss your gay friends ?
  • Elly : Nope , i won't miss you if thats what you asking .
  • Me : I'm not chen lo , pfft .
  • Elly : LOL
  • Me : She added my uncle in facebook for no reason .
  • Elly : LOL , she is very busy .
  • Me : With what ?
  • Elly : How do i know ?
  • Me : Then , why'd you say she is very busy ?
  • Elly : Cos she added your uncle
  • Me : Ohh , no , she's a stalker .
  • Elly : Aren't you slow ?
  • Me : Hmm , thankyou .
  • Elly : Your welcome .
  • Me : So you really didn't cry on the last day ?
  • Elly : Nope
  • Me : Heartless ?
  • Elly : idk
  • Me : Won't miss Chen Lo ?
  • Elly : LOL , ofc not .
  • Me : Tell her that , she keeps bragging .
  • Elly : Worse thing is i have to see her once a week now
  • Me : Oh , right , tuition .
  • Elly : damn
  • Me : Ryan going Sri Kl ?
  • Elly : LOL , yu gonna follow him ?
  • Me : Geez , i told you , I AM NOT CHEN LO .
  • Elly : ............................
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4Paged convo , anyone ?

  • N: I'm bored
  • S: Who isn't ?
  • N: ______ and ______ -_-"
  • S: Bahaha :P
  • N: If only Yellow came :'(
  • S: If only AiMo cameee ..
  • N: If _______ comes ? And _____ ..
  • S: I'll suffocate right now
  • N: If Chen Lo came , PLAKK her face sampai merah !
  • S: I'll puke
  • N: I'll maki her until she mati
  • S: Nak join
  • N: TEEHEE =D
  • S: Heyy , you kenal _____ M tak ? Dia hottt !
  • N: Really ? I find him weird :P
  • S: I own him . HAHA :O
  • N: IDC
  • S: Well , I do
  • (second page)
  • N: *clears throat* Tak tanya pun
  • S: Its a fact
  • N: Oh , and its only in my dreams .... NVM
  • S: Alaa , tell la ! grr
  • N: Only Jody knows
  • S: Tell laaaa , pleasee
  • N: (blablabla)
  • S: That's the dream ?
  • N: NO !
  • S: Tell la ! Yetto Beemo , pleaseee !
  • N: You said it's a fact kan ? Soo I said , only in my dreams means , I wish . Idiot T.T
  • S: Oh , so that's it ?
  • N: Yeah laa
  • S: Oh , eh you remember yesterday . The salah number ? HAHA !
  • N: Haha , ********** , (after 3 seconds of thinking) Ehh , that's your old number .
  • S: Hahaaa , no ****** sentences if you text me okay ?
  • (third page)
  • N: Bodoh !
  • S: Haha , I know
  • N: A male chicken is called a cock :P
  • S: Srs ?!
  • N: Yeah , cock and rooster .. HAHA ! Cock !
  • S: -.-" Blehh*
  • N: =D
  • S: 8D
  • N: Boring laa !
  • S: Mestila , tengok ah kita dalam class apa .
  • N: Nerd or asshole class ahh ?
  • S: huh ? Be specific
  • N: Is this a nerd or asshole class to you ?
  • S: Nerd
  • N: -_.
  • S: ._-
  • N: ._----
  • (forth page)
  • S: err , (cat drawing)
  • N: I get it !
  • S: Najib's book "Perang Kucing" ?!
  • N: WTF ?! Poor Kitties :'(
  • S: Haha , (stressed face drawing) <-- IMNERDEMOTICON
  • THE END YAWW !
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